BRAINRANT

What about a reality show where women with wet nails make roti.

What about a dating app for gay men called “meetballs”.

What about a ‘do-minute’ chicken nugget maker.

I’m not allowed to have cupcakes, so I sneak it when my back is turned.

Sometimes, I will click any link coz it says “six-pack in a week”.

My mouth feels crazy,

Maybe I shouldn’t start the day with pizza…